It’s such a treat and it’s time you taste it, There ain’t . . . → Read More: Lick it Up Cum Eaters]]>

If you’re still on the fence about whether you should eat your cum or if you are one of those that always chicken out at the last minute, in the immortal words of Kiss, here’s what I have to say to you:

It’s such a treat and it’s time you taste it,
There ain’t no reason on earth to waste it,
There’s something sweet you can’t buy with money,
Lick it up, lick it up, it’s only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Just lick it up!

Eat Your Cum and Like it!

You lose the desire to eat your cum right after you orgasm so you just don’t do it.  Then, the next time you masturbate, you want more than anything to eat your cum again- until you ejaculate.

Well, here’s the thing.  Remember when you were a kid and you didn’t like your vegetables but your parents made you eat them anyway?  Maybe you didn’t like it so much the first time, but honestly, it wasn’t as bad as you thought, was it?  And now, today, you love those very same vegetables that you’d have never tried if you weren’t made to eat them.

It’s the same way with eating your cum for the first time.  If you’ve never really tried it, how do you know you won’t like it?

Coerced Cum Eating

This is where *I* come into the picture.  You need me to coach you to eat your cum for the first time- maybe even coerce you to do it.

Call Me.  Maybe you’ll like it, maybe you won’t- but one thing is certain.  You *will* Lick it Up!

Until next time Cum Eaters,

As I’ve talked about, one of the biggest issues plaguing cum eater wannabes is that they are super excited about eating . . . → Read More: Eat your Cum on Cam]]>

I get questions all the time about how I am able to “make” you follow through on eating your cum, so I thought I’d take a moment to address them here.

Coached Cumeating

As I’ve talked about, one of the biggest issues plaguing cum eater wannabes is that they are super excited about eating their own cum the entire time they are masturbating but they lose the desire as soon as they reach orgasm.  Much of the reason for this is because usually they are by themselves and have had only their imagination to get them to this point.

Calling a phone sex Mistress is a good way to ensure you follow through with eating your cum, because she is an expert at teasing you and getting you worked into a proper cumeating frenzy.  She will have you so excited and into the moment that you may not even realize you swallowed your cum until after the fact!

The Position

If you’ve surfed around this blog at all, I’m sure you are aware of what we like to call, “the position.”  The cum eating position is one where you get into a position with your legs above your head, either resting up a wall or on the bed while you are laying on the floor, of if you are very flexible, flipping your legs over your head and holding them there.

This will point your cum-filled cock toward your face and wide open mouth, so that when you ejaculate, it shoots toward your face and into your mouth.  Now, depending on your flexibility and aim, you may get most of it on your face and only a little in your mouth.  This is where my watching you on cam comes in.

A Visual Image is Worth a Thousand Words

I love watching men masturbate and stroke for me on cam, but I enjoy watching you cum eating sluts the most.  This is because when I see you on cam, I know for a fact you are putting your money where your mouth is, so to speak.  Without that visual, many are tempted to lie and tell me that they did indeed eat their cum, when I know damn well they didn’t.

The best way to avoid that situation is just to go on cam for me.  That way I will see it shoot directly into your mouth or see you lick it off your fingers, or any of the other number of ways I want to see you collect and eat your cum!

If you would like me to watch you on cam during your coached cum eating phone sex call but are unsure how to make that happen, check out my instructions for viewing you on cam.

Until next time cum sluts,

I wanted to set that straight because for as many cum eaters that are proud to tell me they want to eat their cum for Mistress, there are many others who are quite shy about . . . → Read More: Just Spit it Out- You Want to Swallow]]>

Cum. Spunk. Jizz. Cream. Goo. It. Stuff. Man-milk. Self-serving sauce.

Cum, by any other name is still, well… cum.

I wanted to set that straight because for as many cum eaters that are proud to tell me they want to eat their cum for Mistress, there are many others who are quite shy about conveying their desires. They’ve fantasized about it for years, even become a bit obsessed with it, but when it comes to really telling someone their cumeating desires, they clam up.

Say it with Me: “I Am a Cum Eater!”

Say it loud and say it proud.  Admit it, you scream it over and over, loud and proud inside your head while your jerking off , making that cock throb even harder.  You may or may not have been successful in actually following through with slurping up the self-serving sauce, but you sure as hell scream it loud and proud in your head the entire time you are masturbating.

Eating Cum is Good For You!

If you still need convincing, then how about this:  eating cum is good for your health!  That’s right.  Cum is more than just a sticky, milky-white goo.  Cum is chock-full of vitamins, minerals, and protein!  Who couldn’t use a little extra boost in these areas?

Masturbation is Good for You Too!

If you’ve been listening to my Cock Radio Masturbation Facts, you already know that masturbation is good for you for lots of reasons.  Masturbating to an orgasmic release at least once a week lowers your blood pressure, reduces stress, and builds the immune system.  In fact, regular masturbation is as good for the immune system as taking vitamin C!

Masturbate and Eat Your Cum Regularly for Good Health!

Now you’ve got a truly good reason to masturbate AND eat your cum regularly.  You know what that means?  Technically, you could be jeopardizing your by not masturbating and eating your cum at least once a week!

Until next time, cum guzzlers and wannabes,

That’s right, in only 4 days I’ve heard from 8 addicted cum guzzlers. When I say addicted cum guzzlers, . . . → Read More: The Year of the Cum Eater]]>

I hereby proclaim 2011 to be the Year of the CumEater!  “Why,”  you ask?  Well, my little man milk slurpers, read on, and you’ll soon find out.

Four Days and Twice as Many Cum Eaters

That’s right, in only 4 days I’ve heard from 8 addicted cum guzzlers. When I say addicted cum guzzlers, I mean hardcore “eat my cum every day” sort.  It’s a well known fact that most men crave their cum and fantasize about swallowing  all the cum they can get while they are masturbating, but completely lose the desire the minute they orgasm.

In other words, they are the “good to go until the O” sort, dabbling in the fantasy of eating cum, but never really following through.  In these cases, it’s good to have a Mistress coach your cum eating fantasy straight into reality.

Hardcore Cum Cravers

These weren’t the “Mistress please coach me into eating my cum” kind of cum eaters.  Nay, these were the hardcore cum cravers and self-sucking addicts who wanted to show off on cam for Mistress.

These were the ones who save it up until they have an entire glass full of the slippery spunk so they can guzzle that cum cocktail and  “Make Mistress proud.”  These were the ones that have been dishing up their own self-serving sauce for so long, they are eventually going to have to take it to the next level.  Eventually, they won’t be happy unless they are down on their knees sucking cock to get the cum straight from the source.

To you, oh hardcore cum cravers, I say “2011 is the Year of the Cock Sucker!”  You’ve managed to fast-track your way down Cum Eating Alley and straight onto Cock Sucker Street!

Until next time, cum eaters and cocksuckers-

I’ve yet another . . . → Read More: Spice up that Cum for the Holidays!]]>

My precious little cum-guzzlers, I have an assignment for you. Yes, another. No, you may not complain. Any lip from you and I’ll tape your mouth shut, milk you dry and feed your cum to some other guy, just so you won’t have any.

Get Ready for Another Cum Eating Experiment

I’ve yet another scientific study cum eating assignment for you.  Your assignment is this: you’re to explore the pleasures of after-market additions to our favorite love-juice in as scientific a method as possible.You’ll need a collection jar, a bunch of dixie cups, a spoon, a notepad, and some spices. Now, don’t get fussy, it’s really very simple: you’re going to grab a jam jar, clean it out, and wank your willy until you’ve got a respectable amount ready to go. Then you’re going to get a couple little dixie cups and put a little sum in each, and add some flavors. Then – one at a time – you’re going to taste the mixtures to see which ones you like best.

Cum Eating Done Right: A Culinary Delight

Of *course* we know nothing will ever replace the taste of the unadulterated product. Fresh, hot, plain cum; cold, refrigerated, slippery cum; unmixed, untouched, perfect. You’re getting hard right now, aren’t you? You naughty little beast. Get a jar. Collect your samples. Add some spices; try one with a little salt, one with a little sugar, one with a little garlic, one with a little pepper, one with a little cinnamon. Get creative and try a few other spices.  Maybe a little cayenne pepper or chili powder to spice it up a notch?  Whatever you try, be sure to write down your results.

And for your own sake, remember to close the kitchen curtains while you have your little dickie out in front of the sink. You wouldn’t want the neighbors to know you’re a cum guzzling whore, now, would you?

There you have it, cum guzzlers!  Your latest assignment.  Be sure to call  me and report the results!

Until next time,

~Empress Hunter

You have fantasized about it for . . . → Read More: Empress Hunter Asks: What Type of Cum Eater are You?]]>

After talking to hundreds of cum eating sluts, I have determined that most fall in one of several categories. Some fall into several of these categories and others fall into the “other” category. What type of cum eater are you?

1) Good to Go until the “O”

You have fantasized about it for years. The thought of eating your cum, particularly in front of a sexy, dominant woman, keeps your dick rock hard and gets you to the “moment of truth” in record time!

Trouble is, once you get that release, you reach for a tissue to clean that cum of your hand, rather than licking it off while it’s still warm (which is what you wanted to do until it was time to do it!That’s why you need a woman who will be your cum eating coach

2) Constant Cum Cravers

You boys are addicted to the taste of cum, whether it be your own brand of self serving sauce or the tasty cuckold cream pie your wife’s lover left behind. You crave cum constantly and often find yourself daydreaming about new ways to feed that craving!

3) Cock Curious Cum Eaters

Curious cum eaters have watched all the cum shot and bukkake videos they can find, imagining themselves on their knees, mouth open, ready to taste that hot, sticky spunk. Curiosity killed the cat, as they say, so instead of wondering what it tastes like, call a hot, sexy, phone sex Mistress for a coached cum eating session.

4) Cum Guzzling Gamer

h how some of you cum eaters love to play games! Whether it is making your own creative cum catcher and putting it to the test, playing cum roulette and counting on the luck of the dice to determine whether you will have to actually eat your cum, or any other number of cum eating antics, you cum eating sluts like to have a good time with it!-

5) Scientific Cum Sampler

You have tasted your own cum many times; in fact, you’ve mad it your personal mission to see how different foods you eat effect the taste of your ejaculate. Of course, your mission is purely scientific. You wouldn’t want others to think you actually *gasp* enjoy it eating your cum, or anything!

6) Cum Recipe Connoisseurs

This type of cum eater enjoys knowing they are eating cum-filled recipes, whether they actually taste the cum, or not. The mere fact that they are eating their own cum is a brand of sweet humiliation that gets their rocks of like nothing else can.

So, I ask you again- which “type” are you? Do you fall into more than one category? Do you fall into a category not mentioned here?

Cum curious minds want to know. Reply to this post and tell us what exactly what kind of cum eater you are!

I can’t wait to see your responses!!

Until next time, cum sluts!

It goes like this: . . . → Read More: Accidental Cum Eater]]>

Hello, my little man-milk slurpers! I heard the most delicious tale the other day and couldn’t wait to share it with you. It’s about a fella who accidentally came into his own mouth, and liked it so much he’s been trying to do it again ever since.

Time to Masturbate!!

It goes like this: there was a young gentleman who was in college, sharing a dorm room as is the norm. He happened to believe he had the room to himself for the day, and determined that he would spend a part of it pleasuring himself (being the masturbation addict he was).

Caught Masturbating!!

As he lay in bed wearing nothing but his shirt and socks, cock in hand, he grew close to the point of relief – and at the precise moment when he was about to grab for the tissues the room’s door crashed open violently!

He was so shocked that he jerked into a half-sitting position, mouth open, and came at the same time! The jolt of adrenaline propelled the cum straight at his face. It landed on his chin, his nose, dripped off his cheeks – but most of it shot straight into his mouth. Surprised, he closed his jaw and swallowed before he could think.

After all that, He Didn’t Even See Anything!!

The roommate, barging in while in the midst of a temper tantrum about lost concert tickets, saw only that our hero was half-naked and spun around, thus missing the show.

And as for our young man – well, he described that incident as the best orgasm of his life, and he’s been sucking up the self-serving sauce ever since. He’s never managed quite that perfect timing again on his own, though he got just what he was looking for when he called me!

Gotta go, phone’s ringing…. probably my little “accidental cum eater” now!!

Empress Hunter

The bathroom is locked, the hallway has an intense couple fighting and a nebbish guy trying to make . . . → Read More: Slurping Cum from a Condom]]>

You didn’t expect this. It’s someone else’s party, someone else’s friends. You’re pretty much a stranger here. You came upstairs because you’re not nearly drunk enough to have fun yet and it’s *loud* down there.

The bathroom is locked, the hallway has an intense couple fighting and a nebbish guy trying to make them stop, and here’s the main bedroom all empty and quiet. You slip inside and half-shut the door. Someone’s already tried out the bed, it’s all wrinkled. You sit down gingerly, just grateful for a moment away from everyone. And you see it. Poking out of the trash.

Can’t be. That’s – it ought to be gross, right? Or funny. All pale and translucently wrinkled, held up only by the thick rolled ring drooping over the side of the wastebasket. You look around the room, as though you didn’t know it was empty. Voices in the hallway – you shouldn’t, you know you shouldn’t. What if someone sees you? But you get up and close the bedroom door the rest of the way, and nudge a chair in front of it.

Maybe someone will think there’s a couple in here having sex. You’re so turned on already, it’s very nearly true. You step over to the trash, kneel down. The bed half-hides you this way; even better.

It could be awful. It could be covered in germs, full of disease. You don’t care. You pick it up gingerly by the ring, stare at it. There, in the tip, pulling the condom down like a plum-bob, a little pool of thick white cum. Like mucous mixed with milk. You carefully sniff at the outside of the condom, partly because you’re curious and partly because you’re putting off what you already know you’re going to do.

The drying fluids smell like bread and the ocean, and you think of seagulls. It’s not really funny, the adrenaline is singing in your ears and you can barely think with the terror of being seen as you give in and slide a finger down into the condom, touch the juice inside.

It’s cold and a little slimy; you slip your finger out, bring it to your nose and sniff. It smells like secrets; like the inside of a man. You inhale, trying to get a picture. All you can see are testicles and cock bobbing in and out of your mouth. You flick your tongue out, just a little taste, and the flavor of it shorts out your brain; salt and swimming pools and musky sweat in your mouth, on the tip of your tongue.

You suck on your finger, dip it back for more. Tip the condom up and let the cold cum slide down into your mouth, down your throat. You almost gag. It’s the panic, the terror of being seen like this on your knees with some stranger’s cum on your lips and a condom dangling in the air over your face. You drop it into the trash, stand up so fast your vision goes black for a sec. You’re breathing too fast and you head for the door, anxious to get out of this room, to not be caught here. As though your secret could stain the air with afterimages.

You move the chair, get out into the hallway and the arguing couple is still there. You’re down the hall when you remember to wipe your hands over your face, make sure nothing is showing. Nothing is damp, so you’re okay, but now you’re down the stairs and the party is just as loud as before except you can still taste his cum in your mouth. Like electricity. You look around from inside a shell, wondering: who do I have inside me? Which one of these guys did I swallow just now?

If you enjoyed reading that story, if the guy at that party could be you, you’re not alone. Every day I get calls from otherwise straight guys who can’t stop thinking about sucking cock and swallowing cum. They are lured by the erotic humiliation of doing something so seemingly taboo- especially of a gorgeous, dominant Mistress is watching you.