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Accidental Cum Eater

Hello, my little man-milk slurpers! I heard the most delicious tale the other day and couldn’t wait to share it with you. It’s about a fella who accidentally came into his own mouth, and liked it so much he’s been trying to do it again ever since.

Time to Masturbate!!

It goes like this: . . . → Read More: Accidental Cum Eater

Scientific Study: Celery is a Cum Eater’s Friend!

I’ve been thinking about you this week, my sweet little cum-eating darlings. And you know who else has cum on the mind? That’s right, sweethearts – scientists. Science wants to help you eat cum. Who knew?

According to the article, celery makes you more attractive to women, science tells us that not only will . . . → Read More: Scientific Study: Celery is a Cum Eater’s Friend!

Cum Cocktail Slammer

7 loads of cum in a cocktail glass- who wouldn’t wanna slam such a tasty treat?  I can just see you now- you’re licking your lips just thinking about it.  You’re starting to feel that familiar heat in your groin too, aren’t you?

Cum Slut Unable to Contain His Excitement

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Creative Cum Catchers

What exactly is a cum catcher, you ask?  Well, dear sluts- a cum catcher is anything you use to catch your cum, making it readily accessible for eating. It is always interesting to hear your responses when asked “how are you going to collect your cum for me?”  I’ve heard everything from “I don’t . . . → Read More: Creative Cum Catchers

New Mistress to Coerce You to Eat Cum

I am Empress Hunter, here by popular request, to coerce you to eat your cum. This Phone Sex Mistress has always been fascinated with coerced cum eating and finding new and creative ways to ensure utmost success to that end!

Mistress I Want You to Make Me Eat My Cum…. No Matter What!

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Coerced Cum Eating Phone Sex: Is Eating Your Own Cum Addicting?

Time and time again I get guys who call me that have never eaten their own cum before but would love to try it. The thought turns them on but they have tried by themselves before and were not able to successfully eat their own cum. Somehow they stumble upon my amazing coerced cum . . . → Read More: Coerced Cum Eating Phone Sex: Is Eating Your Own Cum Addicting?

Cum Eating Phone Sex: Forced Cum Eating "CUMpetition" Results

I had a week full of fun from watching contestants for the cum eating competition throughout the week and was extremely impressed with the turnout that I received. I think I watched over 20 different guys swallow down load after hot creamy load. In the end, the winner ate 6 loads of cum in . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Phone Sex: Forced Cum Eating "CUMpetition" Results

Forced Cum Eating Phone Sex: How Much Cum Can A Cum Sucker Suck?

I want to know how much cum you can eat at one time!  I’ve decided to have a competition to see who can eat the most loads of cum during one phone sex session with me. How will we do this? Well, you will call and at the beginning of the session let me . . . → Read More: Forced Cum Eating Phone Sex: How Much Cum Can A Cum Sucker Suck?

Forced Cum Eating Phone Sex Humiliation: Big Booty White Ho Lover Strikes Again

Last time I wrote I told you all about the big booty white ho lover with the putrid pecker. He may not be white, but he still has a puny pecker that no girl would ever dream of wanting. Now, let me tell you all exactly how ADDICTED this humiliation whore is to ME. . . . → Read More: Forced Cum Eating Phone Sex Humiliation: Big Booty White Ho Lover Strikes Again

Forced Cum Eating Phone Sex Humiliation: Big Booty White Ho Lover

I always think that it is quite funny when I turn a “normal” humiliation call into a forced cum eating phone sex call. Such is the case with my Indian caller who is a big booty white ho lover. He has actually been calling me since December 2007 and his humiliation tasks have progressed . . . → Read More: Forced Cum Eating Phone Sex Humiliation: Big Booty White Ho Lover