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Scientific Study: Celery is a Cum Eater’s Friend!

I’ve been thinking about you this week, my sweet little cum-eating darlings. And you know who else has cum on the mind? That’s right, sweethearts – scientists. Science wants to help you eat cum. Who knew?

According to the article, celery makes you more attractive to women, science tells us that not only will . . . → Read More: Scientific Study: Celery is a Cum Eater’s Friend!

Tell me how you want it. We both know you do.

Women swallow cum all the time.  What are you gonna do, spit it out?  The logistics of that are just a little too silly when it makes perfect sense to swallow.  It’s already in your mouth, right?  May as well just take it like a man (as it were).  The texture of it is . . . → Read More: Tell me how you want it. We both know you do.