Cum. Spunk. Jizz. Cream. Goo. It. Stuff. Man-milk. Self-serving sauce.
Cum, by any other name is still, well… cum.
I wanted to set that straight because for as many cum eaters that are proud to tell me they want to eat their cum for Mistress, there are many others who are quite shy about conveying their desires. They’ve fantasized about it for years, even become a bit obsessed with it, but when it comes to really telling someone their cumeating desires, they clam up.
Say it with Me: “I Am a Cum Eater!”
Say it loud and say it proud. Admit it, you scream it over and over, loud and proud inside your head while your jerking off , making that cock throb even harder. You may or may not have been successful in actually following through with slurping up the self-serving sauce, but you sure as hell scream it loud and proud in your head the entire time you are masturbating.
Eating Cum is Good For You!
If you still need convincing, then how about this: eating cum is good for your health! That’s right. Cum is more than just a sticky, milky-white goo. Cum is chock-full of vitamins, minerals, and protein! Who couldn’t use a little extra boost in these areas?
Masturbation is Good for You Too!
If you’ve been listening to my Cock Radio Masturbation Facts, you already know that masturbation is good for you for lots of reasons. Masturbating to an orgasmic release at least once a week lowers your blood pressure, reduces stress, and builds the immune system. In fact, regular masturbation is as good for the immune system as taking vitamin C!
Masturbate and Eat Your Cum Regularly for Good Health!
Now you’ve got a truly good reason to masturbate AND eat your cum regularly. You know what that means? Technically, you could be jeopardizing your by not masturbating and eating your cum at least once a week!
Until next time, cum guzzlers and wannabes,
I will do it just for you Empress Hunter. It is just to please you.I am under your control.You seem to know what is best for me. I have no say in the matter. Its ok if it is coerced, right?
Sure it is, fluffy. But don’t forget to tell them that you even do it when you aren’t talking to me, too. Of course, it’s just because you want me to be proud of you, not because you want to. We get it! 😉
Subscribing to your Cum Eating Blog, Mistress Hunter. Wonder what that means for me getting over the hesitation to just do it.
In the words of Bill Murray, “Baby steps, baby steps, baby steps!”
Well I have been swallowing my own cum when I cannot get any men to cum to my home,I drink a lot of pinapple juice and it tatses great.I also love it when my wife who doesnt know about my Bi side cums home from work late I know she has a surprize for me,she usally startes off by saying can u look at my pussy it is sore,we get on the bed she above me & I start to lick and suck her pussy clean the first time I really did look at it but now I know she just wants to rub it in my face that somebody eles has left a load of somewhat fresh jism just for me.she said the other day how many times do you jack off since we dont have sex anymore I told her I have guys do me she justs laughs,I know my guys love it when I deepthoat and swallow there sweet loads I work hard for.
Now francis, just admit it. You enjoy it when she flaunts her lovers in your face like that… in fact you crave it!
Well I do it all the time. Still like to read about it. Like your posts.
You swallow all the time, jbarths? Ever chicken out? Or do you crave it so much you don’t want to waste a drop?
I paid a Domme in Columbus to force me to take a cum shot to my made-up face, but I wasn’t allowed to wipe it off or touch up my makeup, and so the cum dried on my smeared makeup and she made me go out with her to Waffle House after the bars closed. I’m sure some of those people knew I was a flamer. Especially since I wore shorty shorts on my shaved legs, skinned red knees and a sleeveless top to show my shaved underarms. Why am I such a pathetic faggot?
LOL, jamie. Why ask why?