Before we talk about the 5 Essential Cum Eating Stocking Stuffers, let me tell you that this post is part of the Holiday Blog Train. If you have been following the Holiday Blog Train, you just came from Intelligent Femdom Ms. Constance’s blog, where she had a Holiday Cum Eating Poem for you.
If you haven’t been following the Holiday Blog Train, then go to Ms. Harper’s Fetish Phone Sex Blog to start the Holiday Blog Train a rolling down them tracks.
Now, where was I… Oh yes! Cum Eating Stocking Stuffers! What cum eating stocking stuffers would a cum eater stuff in his cum eating stocking if he could stuff his own cum eater stocking?
Essential Cum Eating Stocking Stuffer List
- Cum Eating Crazy Straw
– Remember the Cum Eating Crazy Straw Challenge? If you’ve never tried to make your own crazy straw, then you need to try a real crazy straw that’s as transparent as you can find.A good alternative to the Crazy Straw is a glass straw. The glass straws have a larger circumference, which allows for easier transference of the thick jizz, and is also very easy to see as it works it’s way up the tube into your cum eater mout
2. A Shot Glass – A shot glass is a staple for cum eaters, though there’s often a misconception that just ejaculating into the shot glass is all that’s 
needed in order to drink that jizz juice down with ease. Truth is, it requires a good bit of “other” liquid to thin it out enough to become a drinkable texture. Otherwise, you’ll find yourself having to scoop it out with your fingers and licking it off. Might as well skip the shot glass, if this is the way it goes down.Common “other” liquids range from water to coffee to soda and more but the most popular tends to be whatever the cum eater wannabe‘s favorite liquor happens to be.
3. A Spoon – A spoon is one of the easiest ways to get that cum into the mouth and ready to swallow. There’s something both exciting and humiliating and spoon-feeding your own cum into your mouth.
4. Condiment Cups (small) – Condiment cups are a quick, easy way to save your cum for use in a future session. They’re small and easy to stash randomly in the back of the freezer where prying eyes won’t easily see them.Having your cum loads saved individually also makes it easier to thaw your cum for a session since they’re in small portions. I’ve had a few cum eaters who didn’t think about the logistics before saving their cum in one larger container that they just keep adding to. They had to thaw out the whole huge batch of cum which takes longer but also makes it easy to either waste all that saved-up splooge or add some cum play humiliation to the cum eating call.
5. A Mission CumPossible membership – Mission CUMPossible is a joint venture between me and Ms. Claire, of SassyClassyPhoneSex.com, where every morning you will receive an email from one of us with instructions on what to do with that day’s ejaculate.All of these cum play “missions” are so dirty and devious you might whimper for the simplicity of a shot glass and open mouth but not too seriously, because you’re too busy waiting to see what adventurous mission awaits you next!
Have I Forgotten Anything Important?
Can you think of any other essential stocking stuffers I may have forgotten? What would they be? Be sure to leave a comment with your suggestions for any other essential cum eating items that should be stuffed into your cum eating stocking.
Otherwise, there you have it, pets… the 5 essential cum eating stocking stuffers.
Be sure to check out the next stop on the Holiday Blog Train tomorrow- Goddess Meshelle’s TheMasturbatrix.com.
Until next time~
Your Cum Eating Fantasies Mistress
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☑1. STRAW! I have sucked my own cum through a straw several times, a boba straw because it’s is bigger, but still want to take your Crazy Straw challenge. I can only imagine how wonderful the sound of your beautiful laughter as you watch my cum racing through all the loopy loops.
✅ 2. SHOT GLASS! Oh yes! more than once for you as well as a regular glass with water where I shot that fresh load in there. I will say this about a shot glass or any glass. If you want to drink it straight with no other additive liquid I have used butter or a light oil and taken my finger to coat the inside of the glass with a light layer so the cum doesn’t stick and slides right out into my mouth like an oyster. Tastes great, less filling!
✅ 3. SPOON! You didn’t name me Your Spoon-Fed Cum Eater for nothing!😉 Lovin’ Spoonfuls!
🎶 A spoonful of CUM helps the humilation go down, humilation go down…🎶
✅ 4. CONDIMENT CUPS! I use these for short term cum saving and cum cubes for bobbing and melting in my mouth. So humiliating to do that in front of a woman, I LOVE it!
Longer cum saves, oh, like 50 or more, I switch to glass with a good seal lid otherwise it (in plastic containers) sits in the freezer too long and will get freezer burn like food which spoils the taste. I know, it’s cum but I’m just saying. You still want the original flavor preserved. Now THAT is humiliating when you make me experience the full flavor in front of you! I have some little 4oz jars from a Christmas jelly gift box set I got one year. Not too big and good seals but still wide mouth jars.
✅ 5. Mission Cum Possible!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCH. GREAT. MEMORIES. I took it right at the end of the covid stay home, just as things were starting to open back up. One of the greatest months ever! What better way to spend it than stay home and jack off every day under assignment?!!!!!!
THAT was when you turned me into Your-Cum-On-The-Floor-Licker! Probably the BEST memory from that! So glad you did it to me! Thank you! That 2 Ms. session with you and Ms. Claire afterward and the 71 saved cum loads was epically humiliating! Your laughter from both of you playing with me was the best, ladling cum over my head, cleaning the floor with my tongue, slipping around in all the cum on the floor, the song Claire came up with etc.
I will never forget that one!