If you’ve been following this blog for any amount of time, you’ve surely learned by now that cum is nutritious and good for you.  This is precisely why you need to eat more of it.  Really, you should be having cum for lunch every day.  Here is why:

Eating Cum Keeps You Young and Healthy

A scientific study performed in 2009 discovered that spermadine, a compound prevalent in sperm-aka cum-prolongs life and boosts immune response.  It even deters baldness!  No joke.  Read more Scientific Proof that Cum Eating is Good for You and learn all about this ground-breaking scientific study.

Masturbating Relieves Stress

If you’re having a particularly stressful day, the best way to combat that stress is to find time- and a place where you won’t be disturbed- to masturbate.  The process of having an orgasm releases endorphins and other feel-good hormones that relieve stress.  This is only one of the many ways masturbation is good for you.

Relieve stress by masturbating and stay young, healthy, and keep your full head of hair by eating your cum after you masturbate.

Reduce the Risk of Prostate Cancer

It is true- an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away!  Men who masturbate daily have been found to have a lower risk of prostate cancer than those who do not.

Relieve stress and lower your risk of prostate cancer by masturbating during your lunch and eat your cum to stay young and healthy and prevent hair loss.

Cum Contains Many Minerals and Nutrients

Cum is full of many minerals and nutrients that are difficult to get from food and aren’t typically included in multi-vitamins.  Listen to this audio about why you should eat your goo to learn more of the goodness of splooge.

There you have it.  Lots of reasons to make today’s (and every day’s) lunch a cum lunch!

Until next time, pets~