After talking to hundreds of cum eating sluts, I have determined that most fall in one of several categories. Some fall into several of these categories and others fall into the “other” category. What type of cum eater are you?
1) Good to Go until the “O”
You have fantasized about it for years. The thought of eating your cum, particularly in front of a sexy, dominant woman, keeps your dick rock hard and gets you to the “moment of truth” in record time!
Trouble is, once you get that release, you reach for a tissue to clean that cum of your hand, rather than licking it off while it’s still warm (which is what you wanted to do until it was time to do it!That’s why you need a woman who will be your cum eating coach
2) Constant Cum Cravers
You boys are addicted to the taste of cum, whether it be your own brand of self serving sauce or the tasty cuckold cream pie your wife’s lover left behind. You crave cum constantly and often find yourself daydreaming about new ways to feed that craving!
3) Cock Curious Cum Eaters
Curious cum eaters have watched all the cum shot and bukkake videos they can find, imagining themselves on their knees, mouth open, ready to taste that hot, sticky spunk. Curiosity killed the cat, as they say, so instead of wondering what it tastes like, call a hot, sexy, phone sex Mistress for a coached cum eating session.
4) Cum Guzzling Gamer
h how some of you cum eaters love to play games! Whether it is making your own creative cum catcher and putting it to the test, playing cum roulette and counting on the luck of the dice to determine whether you will have to actually eat your cum, or any other number of cum eating antics, you cum eating sluts like to have a good time with it!-
5) Scientific Cum Sampler
You have tasted your own cum many times; in fact, you’ve mad it your personal mission to see how different foods you eat effect the taste of your ejaculate. Of course, your mission is purely scientific. You wouldn’t want others to think you actually *gasp* enjoy it eating your cum, or anything!
6) Cum Recipe Connoisseurs
This type of cum eater enjoys knowing they are eating cum-filled recipes, whether they actually taste the cum, or not. The mere fact that they are eating their own cum is a brand of sweet humiliation that gets their rocks of like nothing else can.
So, I ask you again- which “type” are you? Do you fall into more than one category? Do you fall into a category not mentioned here?
Cum curious minds want to know. Reply to this post and tell us what exactly what kind of cum eater you are!
I can’t wait to see your responses!!
Until next time, cum sluts!
1) Good to Go until the “O”
Hmm… all the more reason you need the “encouragement” of a sexy, dominant woman to help you right along! After all, isn’t it a bit of a letdown later, when you realize you had all that excitement over eating your own cum, only to back out at that critical moment? 🙂
You may have left out the cum collector who stores their cum for later fun. While I’ve tried that and have definitely played both #5 the gamer and #6 the connoisseur, most of those efforts are wasted by the fact that in the end I usually end up as #1 until the O.
Hmmm, the cum collector! I like the sound of that. So even when you collected it, you couldn’t make yourself drink it?
I have had some success with drinking cum that has been stored in the freezer, but on many occasions it gets tossed out instead of tossed back.
Good to Go until the “O” is closest. I am looking for a woman to literally force me to do so.
A woman who can convince you that it is not only what you crave, but what you need!
Great post Empress Hunter.
I am #2. Constant cum cravers. There is just something about cleaning up after a superior man. It is what I deserve.
That’s right~ knowing that you’ve cleaned up after a man who has just pleased a woman you are incapable of pleasing gets you going every time, doesn’t it, tim??
You may have left out the cum collector who stores their cum for later fun. While I’ve tried that and have definitely played both #5 the gamer and #6 the connoisseur, most of those efforts are wasted by the fact that in the end I usually end up as #1 until the O.
Good to go until the o as well. I’ve always wanted to eat my own cum but lack the desire to when the time comes
I chicken out at the last minute, too. I’m pretty afraid that if I like the taste of my own it might want me to sample somebody else’s.
That’s because deep down you already know the answer to that, don’t you Jim?
Different Jim but I’m the same way. I chicken out at the last minute for the same reason. But I think you’re right. I think if I like the taste of my own I’m going to want to taste another man’s cum. And, as my old girlfriend used to tell me: “Once you have a cock in your mouth you won’t stop until he cums. And once he cums in your mouth you’ll be hooked for life. You won’t go back to women. You need a man.” (We dated years ago and have remained best friends.)
Often I use the “infamous” position, legs over the shoulder.
But then at last minute I always take my legs down..
Only one time I did not manage to, my mouth stayed close,
but i did a mess of my face..:(
Most of the time : Good to Go until the “O”. But I’ve also been successful with frozen cum (#7 : the collector ?).
1, hoping to finally get over it this year! lol
Get over being addicted? Or get over losing the urge? LMAO!
On My Own:
I started out as “3) Cock Curious Cum Eater” then progressed to “4) Cum Guzzling Gamer” which based upon a flip of a coin now leaves me as a “1) Good to Go until the “O”” about 50% of the time.
With a little assistance:
There is just something about being coerced by a sexy voice that always seems to make me a 100% a “2) Constant Cum Craver” especially enjoyable when on Cam
Number 4 with some number 1 tendencies. I shoot off into my mouth, but lose the urge to swallow. It’s the same when I’ve filled up a shot glass with cum.
So, P… if you’ve got a load of cum in your mouth and you’ve lost the urge to swallow, what do you do? Spit it out? That just won’t do.
I think that I am going to eat all my cum like a cum slut. But when I shoot into my hand I just can’t bring myself to lap it up…I have tasted tiny bits and know its not that bad…just lose the HOT urge..
Brick
Well, brick… it’s time you put your cum… er, money where your mouth is. Wanting something so bad and not following through with it makes you a bigger loser.
Hi Hunter, I would have to say I’m closest to #2 (Constant Cum Cravers). I crave it all the time, and I love “the position.” It’s easiest to swallow when I shoot it directly in my mouth. I also like to ruin my orgasm into a spoon and then start stroking again. When I get close I take the spoon to my mouth and taste it and it puts me over the edge. Sometimes I try to ruin it a second time but usually I’m too worked up. Swallowing the 2nd load is usually the hard part. The urge has gone away but I have done it before.
Very interesting derek. I’ve got the song “Constant Craving” running through my mind now. I’d be happy to assist you in ruining that second orgasm! Mwauahahahah!!
Before the age of 18, I was definitely #1 Good to Go until the “O” lol. Never tasted more than the clear pre-cum, which was actually nice! Then, after falling in love with oral porn, most especially blowjob and cum swallowing porn, I very quicly became #4 a totally addicted Cum Guzzling Gamer. I’ve eaten my own cum off my hand, spoons, plates, bowls filled with freshly lactated milk, breasts, mouths & tongues, creampies, specimen cups, tablet screen, frozen and saved for later. I used to prefer spoons, plates, or specimen cums as cum catchers, but recently started using a spoon trivet for catching and cummy dining pleasure. Yes, I’m a total cumslut, and after years of slurping I’ve eaten gallons of my own cum, eaten one load at a time!
It certainly looks like you’re a cum slut to the Nth degree, monkeyspankerwanker. What do you find so addicting about it?
4,5,6 all fun
I am a limp two inch dicklet pussy free gooner cum eater. I suppose that sums it all up
Haha… well, yes… yes, I guess it does! 🙂